Help my friends think i am a creep?

I eat text books.and snails. One time i even ate a cell phone. I am not weird am i? they just taste so good. I can’t control my self. please i am begging for your opinions. p.s i make sculptures out of boogers and ear wax during class.

Pretty sure you’re joking. If not, you are fucked up and I feel sorry for your stomach… You ate a fucking cellphone?!

Zoran Velimanovic, Living Snail Sculpture 2

2″ Japanese Wood Boxwood Carving Sculpture Inro Netsuke Cockroach & Snail $90.00

“Good Morning Mrs Snail” ,OOAK fairy- fantasy sculptures by Celestyal $160.00

Vintage Murano Glass Snail Figurine Sculpture Paperweight Mollusk Unsigned $49.99

Dollhouse Miniature 1:12 Snail Lamp Tiffany Light Electric Beautiful Sculpture $14.20

Snail Budda Buddah laugh laughing OOAK Polymer Clay Sculpture by Ontaska Serena $3.99

LARGE MURANO GOLD SNAIL FIGURINE SCULPTURE HAND BLOWN ITALIAN ARTGLASS $75.00

HUGE MURANO VENETIAN ITALIAN ART GLASS SNAIL CONCH CORNUCOPIA SHELL SCULPTURE $120.00

Med Riverstone Metal SNAIL Sculpture Garden Yard Art $29.50

SOLID BRASS SNAIL FIGURINE SCULPTURE PAPER WEIGHT VINTAGE $9.99

Metal Wall Art Modern Contemporary Sculpture Silver Wall Decor 5 Panels Snail $186.15

MURANO SNAIL FIGURINE SCULPTURE MULTI COLORS HAND BLOWN ITALIAN ARTGLASS $55.00

Cast Stone Snail Statues Garden Sculptures Set *NEW* $38.00

Tabletop Sculpture Screw Snails Mounted White Quartz M Krogh Signed Dated 1977 $22.99

Tabletop Sculpture Snail Shell Brass Head Tail Mounted on Green Surface $16.99

Handmade Steampunk Altered art sculpture Snail car $35.00

PEEK-A-BOO SNAIL Hand Carved Sculpture Wood Art NOVICA $52.99

Natural Dushan Jade Carving / Sculpture: Snails Statue $259.99

Cast Iron Rustic Brown Garden Snail Statue Sculpture Paperweight Pond Sitter $31.50

Hand-made Lampwork glass sculpture – Snail $34.99

New Very Cute Cora Fairy Sitting On Snail Sculpture Art $16.99

spain LLADRO retired 7 1/2″ GEESE GROUP & SNAIL SCULPTURE 4549 FIGURINE E-5 MY $19.99

CRYSTAL SNAIL ON TREE LIMB FIGURINE SCULPTURE $40.62

Bronze Fountain “Boy Riding Snail” Sculpture Garden Art $339.00

Sergio Bustamante Snail Boy Riding Turtle Bronze Sculpture Very Rare 16/100 $395.00

Stone & Metal Snail Garden Sculpture Lawn Ornaments $16.99

INCREDIBLE Snail SCULPTURE Crystal or GLASS Paperweight MODERN Extraordinary ART $139.00

RARE SIGNED CRYSTAL DAUM FRANCE SNAIL SCULPTURE FIGURINE $49.99

Snail Pottery Garden Figurine Figure Sculpture Bug Insect Cute Smiling Face $24.95

Nature Sculpture Snail Mushroom Pewter? Unsigned One of a Kind? $69.99

Nature Sculpture Snail Eating Mushroom Pewter? Unsigned One of a Kind? $69.99

SPI Home 33112 Snail and Mushroom Garden Statue New Statues Sculptures Dcor $64.19

Bronze Frog On Snail Verde Green Whimsical Paperweight Iron Statue Sculpture $40.50

Sidney The Giant Snail statue home garden sculpture New (The Digital Angel) $360.00

Saffron the giant Snail statue home garden sculpture New (The Digital Angel) $300.00

Snail Garden Statue Unique Sculpture $11.99

paradisio granite hand carved snail Sculpture art piece 4.5″L 8.5″L $74.99

Lost Wax Cast Bronze Garden “Snail” Decorative Sculpture $25.00

OUTSTANDING Signed MORETTI FRANCO Large MURANO Glass SNAIL Sculpture PAPERWEIGHT $399.00

Snail Mossed Topiary Frame Indoor Outdoor Garden Art Statue Sculpture $46.00

China Folk Collection Vintage Bronze OX worms snails volute sculpture $136.50

Salus The Snail statue bronze home garden sculpture New (The Digital Angel) $300.00

Samuel The Snail statue bronze home garden sculpture New (The Digital Angel) $160.00

Tropical Green Granite HandCarved Snail Landscaping Sculpture Art 4.5″T 8.5″L $74.99

Bahama Cream Granite HandCarved Snail Art Landscaping Sculpture 4.5″ T 8.5″ L $74.99

MEXICAN TALAVERA POTTERY SNAIL SCULPTURE BASKET $42.50

MEXICAN TALAVERA POTTERY SNAIL SCULPTURE BASKET $42.50

MEXICAN TALAVERA POTTERY SNAIL SCULPTURE BASKET $42.50

Miniature PORCELAIN FAIRY AND GLASS SNAIL Sculpture $109.95

Small RIVERSTONE Metal SNAIL Garden Sculpture *LIMITED $26.50

Frog on Turtle w/ Snail Decoration Figurine Sculpture $20.18

Strolling Turtle & Snail Hat Garden Sculpture Statue $90.00

Large Riverstone & Metal SNAIL Garden Art Sculpture ! $34.50

Aluminum Verdi Green Turtle Wearing Red Hat Snail Garden Statue Sculpture $87.00

JOE MINTER FOLK ART METAL SCULPTURE SNAIL OUTSIDER AFRICAN AMERICAN ALABAMA $39.99

Hand Carved Green Granite Snail Sculpture 5″ long and 2.5″ tall Paper weight $24.99

Toad House with Snail Verde Green & Bronze Cast Lawn Yard Statue Sculpture $77.40

Strolling Turtle with Snail Friend & Hat Verde Green Garden Sculpture Statue $90.00

Vintage Murano Italian Art Glass Snail Paperweight Sculpture with Gold Dust $44.99